February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
10 posts
Promoter: We have karaoke gong show tonight, hosted by Skeletor.
Greg: ... I did not understand that sentence.
“There is an excitement, but it’s the excitement of being hunted, not being...”
– Ira Glass again, on performing live. Many quotes from this AV Club interview.
“I don’t like that whole “art should challenge you” thing....”
– Ira Glass
Putting Fruit Inside Of Other Fruit →
Recently, the Internet emailed me to advise me that my year long lease of the domain for Putting Fruit Inside Of Other Fruit was set to expire. I’ve been trying to cut back on spending this year, and I thought that saving the $10 renewal fee would go a long way towards making up for all of the expensive dinners and gadgets that I refuse to stop buying, so I’m letting the domain lapse...
Interview
A journalist from Radio Helsinki opened an interview thusly: “If you could be any musical instrument, which would you be?”
I think it might be a perfect question.
Me: What sport do you think has the dumbest athletes?
Rich: ...special olympics?
“Meanwhile, like 10 guys grabbed her boobies. If she weren’t about to paint the...”
– I can’t decide if it’s funnier to simply present this passage from Snooki’s book without comment, or link to the AV Club article from whence it came.